
Aisle 1
A man picked up a bottle
It was just the two of us
there on Aisle 1
He examined the label
I was working only a few feet away
stocking razors on a shelf
Go fucking figure!
I heard him clear as day
I stopped what I was doing
He looked over my way
and he said
Now! you people decide
to carry this shit!
SPF…whatever the fuck
Then we locked eyes
and he said to me,
If a woman ever tells you
to go back for this bottle
of freakin’ dumbass sunscreen
and you already had
everything else planned,
packed, and ready
back at home—
Go on that trip alone
Lay your ass out in the sun
without this damn lotion
Get yourself burned!
…with no wife…
I put down the box of blades
to give him his space
He clearly needed a moment
with a bottle of SPF 30 sunscreen
on Isle 1
-Z
Great post 😁
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